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# Hangover at Coffee Bazaar Cafe
- URL: https://onesandwich.com/guerneville-coffee-bazaar-cafe-hangover/
- Published: 2026-10-13T14:17:23.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-13T14:17:23.000Z
- Description: Eggs, bacon or sausage, cheese, hot sauce on toasted sourdough. Sandwich Score 59, solid. At Coffee Bazaar Cafe, Guerneville.
- Author: Andrew Lekashman
- Tags: USA, California, #shop-sandwich, #auto-imported

A sandwich at [Coffee Bazaar Cafe](https://onesandwich.com/guerneville-coffee-bazaar-cafe/), a cafe in Guerneville, California.

SourdoughHot Sauce (buffalo)Cheese (generic)BaconEggSourdough

**59**

Sandwich Score  
out of 100 · solid

Solid, with one move worth +30.

A breakfast sandwich with layers outside the form; five of six roles, half the layers have no partner.

**Holding the summit:** a finished composition

Balance

96

Harmony

88

Contrast

85

Structure

98

Focus

100

Composition

52

Quality

100

Envelope

95

−8 heat past the catalog

More heat than 90% of the catalog.

Each bar is one pillar of the score, 0 to 100\. The tick marks what a sandwich at the summit needs; an amber bar is the one holding this sandwich back.

**toasted sourdough**, toasted: eggs; bacon or sausage; cheese; hot sauce (low tier).

## Balance

salt1.8 · 81stacid1.0 · 68thfat2.5 · 64thsweet0.0umami1.8 · 65thheat0.8 · 90thbitter0.0

__Flavor axes__
| Axis   | Value | Catalog percentile |
| ------ | ----- | ------------------ |
| salt   | 1.8   | 81st               |
| acid   | 1.0   | 68th               |
| fat    | 2.5   | 64th               |
| sweet  | 0.0   | n/a                |
| umami  | 1.8   | 65th               |
| heat   | 0.8   | 90th               |
| bitter | 0.0   | n/a                |

**98** Balance, out of 100

The seven flavor axes of the whole sandwich, each summed across its layers. The shaded ring is the catalog's middle 80%; the small number under each axis is where this sandwich falls in the catalog. A shape that sits inside the ring is in the range most sandwiches live in; a spike past it is where this one stands apart.

## What each layer brings

| Layer                                             | Role    | Flavor and texture                     | Points    |
| ------------------------------------------------- | ------- | -------------------------------------- | --------- |
| toasted sourdoughscored as Sourdough              | bread   | soft chewy crusty                      | the frame |
| eggsscored as Egg                                 | protein | fat 3 umami 2 soft creamy springy      | **+8**    |
| bacon or sausagescored as Bacon                   | protein | fat 4 salt 3 umami 3 crispy chewy      | **+9**    |
| cheesescored as Cheese (generic)                  | protein | fat 4 salt 3 umami 3 creamy soft gooey | **−4**    |
| hot sauce (low tier)scored as Hot Sauce (buffalo) | sauce   | heat 4 acid 3 salt 2 silky saucy wet   | **+11**   |

Points: what the Sandwich Score would lose if that one layer were left out, everything else the same. A negative number means the sandwich scores higher without it. Flavor runs 0 to 5 on each axis.

## Pairings

- **Egg + Bacon**: the breakfast contract: smoke and yolk
- **Egg + Hot Sauce (buffalo)**: diner law: heat wakes the yolk

## How to raise it

- Clear the board: heat past the catalog (-8).

[All the sandwiches at Coffee Bazaar Cafe](https://onesandwich.com/guerneville-coffee-bazaar-cafe/) · [The menu this was read from](https://coffeebazaarcafe.com/our-menu/?ref=onesandwich.com) · [Build your own in the Sandwich Builder](https://onesandwich.com/builder/)

Menu read 2026-09; items and prices change. The score is the site's opinion of the recipe as listed, not a review of the shop; tiers and house-made marks follow the menu's own wording.