Jersey Joe's Coastside

Restaurant in Half Moon Bay. 20 sandwiches, 10 burgers, 1 hot dog on the menu; the best scores 95.

Restaurant · Half Moon Bay, San Mateo County

About

Jersey Joe's Coastside is a restaurant in Half Moon Bay, independently owned. The site read its menu and scored every sandwich on it as the menu lists it; what follows is the menu, drawn and scored, not a review.

Type
Restaurant
Where
Half Moon Bay, San Mateo County, California
Ownership
Independent
On the menu
20 sandwiches, 10 burgers, 1 hot dog; the best Sandwich Score is 95
Breads
toasted buttermilk bread, Burger Bun, steak roll, hoagie roll, kaiser roll, whole wheat bun, and 5 more
Provenance
5 house-made layers by the menu's own wording
Worth a look
9 items with something notable
Menu
The menu this page was read from, read 2026-09 · Website
Logo
Logo: Jersey Joe's Coastside, from its website
Directions
On Google Maps

Where it is

Particularly interesting

The sandwiches

  1. BLT 79 excellent

    toasted buttermilk bread, toasted: apple wood smoked bacon; ripe tomatoes; shredded lettuce (low tier); mayo.

  2. Bacon Burger burger 91 legendary

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; apple smoked bacon; melted american cheese (low tier); ripe tomato; fresh onions; shredded lettuce (low tier); ketchup (low tier); mustard.

  3. Bacon/Pepperoni Cheesesteak 49 rough

    steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions; bacon (choice of); pepperoni (choice of).

  4. Caballero BBQ Burger burger 95 legendary

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: bbq trail sauce; ribeye blend beef patty; onion strings; cheddar cheese; lettuce; tomato.

  5. California Burger burger 80 excellent

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; cheese; fresh red onions; tomato; shredded iceberg (low tier); ketchup (low tier); mustard.

  6. Cheese Hoagie (No Meat) 67 very good

    hoagie roll, cold: white american cheese; swiss cheese; provolone cheese; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.

  7. Cheeseburger burger 53 solid

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: 1/4 pound beef patty; cheese; ketchup (low tier).

  8. Chili Burger burger 49 rough

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; cheese; don's chili.

  9. Combination Ham Hoagie 81 excellent

    hoagie roll, cold: smoked deli ham; black forest ham; hot capicola (high tier); shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.

  10. Fish Sandwich 62 very good

    kaiser roll, toasted: beer battered cod; melted cheese; lettuce; ripe tomato; onion; house-made tartar sauce (house-made).

    Worth a look: house-made: Tartar Sauce.

  11. Garden Burger (No Meat) burger 79 excellent

    whole wheat bun, toasted: the original garden burger patty; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomato; fresh red onions; extra swiss cheese.

  12. Grilled Cheese 40 rough

    griddled buttermilk bread, toasted: melted american cheese (low tier).

  13. Grilled Chicken Breast 72 very good

    kaiser roll, toasted: thinly sliced grilled chicken breast; melted american cheese (low tier); lettuce; ripe tomato; onions; honey mustard (low tier).

  14. Hoagie Cheesesteak 87 outstanding

    steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); fresh red onions; shredded lettuce (low tier); tomatoes; red wine vinegar; oregano; olive oil.

  15. Hot Dog hot dog 38 rough

    bun, toasted: hebrew national all beef hot dog (low tier).

  16. Hot Pepper Cheesesteak 69 very good

    steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions; red hot cherry peppers.

  17. Jersey Style Burger burger 57 solid

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; extra cheese; grilled onions.

  18. Joe's Reuben 94 legendary

    toasted rye bread, toasted: melted swiss cheese; grilled brisket corned beef; sauerkraut; house-made 1000 island dressing (house-made).

    Worth a look: house-made: Russian Dressing (Thousand Island).

  19. Mushroom/Bell Pepper Cheesesteak 72 very good

    steak roll, toasted: sautéed mushroom (choice of); sweet bell peppers (choice of); grilled onions; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled ribeye steak.

  20. Native Burger burger 69 very good

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: ribeye blend beef patty; pepper jack cheese; nopalito fries; spicy chipotle sauce; lettuce; tomato.

    Worth a look: ingredient not in the pantry: Nopalito Fries, Chipotle Sauce.

  21. Original Philly Cheesesteak 69 very good

    fresh-baked soft steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions.

  22. Pulled Pork Sandwich 59 solid

    kaiser roll, cold: beer-braised pulled pork; house-made coleslaw (house-made).

    Worth a look: house-made: Coleslaw.

  23. Sea Blue Burger burger 70 very good

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; blue cheese; roasted seaweed; ripe tomato; fresh red onions.

    Worth a look: rare in the Bay Area (5 or fewer shops): Nori (dried seaweed).

  24. The 'Rachel' Pastrami 74 very good

    grilled rye bread, toasted: sliced pastrami; swiss cheese; house made coleslaw; dressing.

    Worth a look: house-made: Coleslaw; ingredient not in the pantry: Dressing.

  25. The Original Italian Hoagie 87 outstanding

    hoagie roll, cold: genoa salami; cotta salami; hot capicola (high tier); provolone cheese; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.

  26. The Works Cheesesteak 76 excellent

    steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted provolone cheese; grilled onions; housemade pizza sauce (house-made).

    Worth a look: house-made: Pizza Sauce.

  27. Tuna Hoagie 83 excellent

    hoagie roll, cold: housemade albacore tuna salad (house-made); shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.

    Worth a look: house-made: Tuna Salad.

  28. Tuna Melt 60 solid

    griddled buttermilk bread, toasted: albacore tuna salad; ripe tomato; melted cheese.

  29. Turkey Burger burger 80 excellent

    Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: ground turkey patty; swiss cheese; lemony dill aioli sauce; lettuce; tomato; fresh red onions.

    Worth a look: ingredient not in the pantry: Lemon Dill Aioli.

  30. Turkey Hoagie 75 very good

    hoagie roll, cold: premium turkey breast; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.

  31. Veggie Cheesesteak 56 solid

    steak roll, toasted: melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions; sautéed mushrooms; sweet green bell peppers.