Restaurant · Half Moon Bay, San Mateo County
About
Jersey Joe's Coastside is a restaurant in Half Moon Bay, independently owned. The site read its menu and scored every sandwich on it as the menu lists it; what follows is the menu, drawn and scored, not a review.
- Type
- Restaurant
- Where
- Half Moon Bay, San Mateo County, California
- Ownership
- Independent
- On the menu
- 20 sandwiches, 10 burgers, 1 hot dog; the best Sandwich Score is 95
- Breads
- toasted buttermilk bread, Burger Bun, steak roll, hoagie roll, kaiser roll, whole wheat bun, and 5 more
- Provenance
- 5 house-made layers by the menu's own wording
- Worth a look
- 9 items with something notable
- Menu
- The menu this page was read from, read 2026-09 · Website
- Directions
- On Google Maps
Where it is
View on OpenStreetMap Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors.
Particularly interesting
- The 'Rachel' Pastrami (74): house-made: Coleslaw; ingredient not in the pantry: Dressing
- Joe's Reuben (94): house-made: Russian Dressing (Thousand Island)
- Tuna Hoagie (83): house-made: Tuna Salad
The sandwiches
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BLT 79 excellent
toasted buttermilk bread, toasted: apple wood smoked bacon; ripe tomatoes; shredded lettuce (low tier); mayo.
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Bacon Burger burger 91 legendary
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; apple smoked bacon; melted american cheese (low tier); ripe tomato; fresh onions; shredded lettuce (low tier); ketchup (low tier); mustard.
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Bacon/Pepperoni Cheesesteak 49 rough
steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions; bacon (choice of); pepperoni (choice of).
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Caballero BBQ Burger burger 95 legendary
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: bbq trail sauce; ribeye blend beef patty; onion strings; cheddar cheese; lettuce; tomato.
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California Burger burger 80 excellent
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; cheese; fresh red onions; tomato; shredded iceberg (low tier); ketchup (low tier); mustard.
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Cheese Hoagie (No Meat) 67 very good
hoagie roll, cold: white american cheese; swiss cheese; provolone cheese; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.
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Cheeseburger burger 53 solid
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: 1/4 pound beef patty; cheese; ketchup (low tier).
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Chili Burger burger 49 rough
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; cheese; don's chili.
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Combination Ham Hoagie 81 excellent
hoagie roll, cold: smoked deli ham; black forest ham; hot capicola (high tier); shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.
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Fish Sandwich 62 very good
kaiser roll, toasted: beer battered cod; melted cheese; lettuce; ripe tomato; onion; house-made tartar sauce (house-made).
Worth a look: house-made: Tartar Sauce.
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Garden Burger (No Meat) burger 79 excellent
whole wheat bun, toasted: the original garden burger patty; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomato; fresh red onions; extra swiss cheese.
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Grilled Cheese 40 rough
griddled buttermilk bread, toasted: melted american cheese (low tier).
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Grilled Chicken Breast 72 very good
kaiser roll, toasted: thinly sliced grilled chicken breast; melted american cheese (low tier); lettuce; ripe tomato; onions; honey mustard (low tier).
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Hoagie Cheesesteak 87 outstanding
steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); fresh red onions; shredded lettuce (low tier); tomatoes; red wine vinegar; oregano; olive oil.
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Hot Dog hot dog 38 rough
bun, toasted: hebrew national all beef hot dog (low tier).
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Hot Pepper Cheesesteak 69 very good
steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions; red hot cherry peppers.
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Jersey Style Burger burger 57 solid
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; extra cheese; grilled onions.
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Joe's Reuben 94 legendary
toasted rye bread, toasted: melted swiss cheese; grilled brisket corned beef; sauerkraut; house-made 1000 island dressing (house-made).
Worth a look: house-made: Russian Dressing (Thousand Island).
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Mushroom/Bell Pepper Cheesesteak 72 very good
steak roll, toasted: sautéed mushroom (choice of); sweet bell peppers (choice of); grilled onions; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled ribeye steak.
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Native Burger burger 69 very good
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: ribeye blend beef patty; pepper jack cheese; nopalito fries; spicy chipotle sauce; lettuce; tomato.
Worth a look: ingredient not in the pantry: Nopalito Fries, Chipotle Sauce.
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Original Philly Cheesesteak 69 very good
fresh-baked soft steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions.
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Pulled Pork Sandwich 59 solid
kaiser roll, cold: beer-braised pulled pork; house-made coleslaw (house-made).
Worth a look: house-made: Coleslaw.
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Sea Blue Burger burger 70 very good
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: beef patty; blue cheese; roasted seaweed; ripe tomato; fresh red onions.
Worth a look: rare in the Bay Area (5 or fewer shops): Nori (dried seaweed).
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The 'Rachel' Pastrami 74 very good
grilled rye bread, toasted: sliced pastrami; swiss cheese; house made coleslaw; dressing.
Worth a look: house-made: Coleslaw; ingredient not in the pantry: Dressing.
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The Original Italian Hoagie 87 outstanding
hoagie roll, cold: genoa salami; cotta salami; hot capicola (high tier); provolone cheese; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.
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The Works Cheesesteak 76 excellent
steak roll, toasted: grilled ribeye steak; melted provolone cheese; grilled onions; housemade pizza sauce (house-made).
Worth a look: house-made: Pizza Sauce.
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Tuna Hoagie 83 excellent
hoagie roll, cold: housemade albacore tuna salad (house-made); shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.
Worth a look: house-made: Tuna Salad.
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Tuna Melt 60 solid
griddled buttermilk bread, toasted: albacore tuna salad; ripe tomato; melted cheese.
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Turkey Burger burger 80 excellent
Burger Bun (bread not stated on the menu), toasted: ground turkey patty; swiss cheese; lemony dill aioli sauce; lettuce; tomato; fresh red onions.
Worth a look: ingredient not in the pantry: Lemon Dill Aioli.
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Turkey Hoagie 75 very good
hoagie roll, cold: premium turkey breast; shredded lettuce (low tier); ripe tomatoes; fresh red onions; olive oil; red wine vinegar; oregano; peppers.
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Veggie Cheesesteak 56 solid
steak roll, toasted: melted american cheese (low tier); grilled onions; sautéed mushrooms; sweet green bell peppers.