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Heavy Chevy Sandwich at Lumpy's Diner

Crisp bacon, ham, two over-hard eggs, hash browns, cheddar cheese, mayo on grilled sourdough. Sandwich Score 70, very good. At Lumpy's Diner, Antioch.

Heavy Chevy Sandwich at Lumpy's Diner: an illustration of the sandwich.
Illustration, AI-generated

A sandwich at Lumpy's Diner, a restaurant in Antioch, California.

SourdoughMayonnaiseCheddar CheeseHash BrownsEggHamBaconSourdough
70
Sandwich Score
out of 100 · very good

Very good, with one move worth +18.

Reads as a fully realized breakfast sandwich, four of six roles, most layers have a partner.

Holding the summit: balance 0.80 or better

Balance
66
Harmony
89
Contrast
74
Structure
89
Focus
100
Composition
82
Quality
94
Envelope
100

Each bar is one pillar of the score, 0 to 100. The tick marks what a sandwich at the summit needs; an amber bar is the one holding this sandwich back.

grilled sourdough, toasted: crisp bacon; ham; two over-hard eggs; hash browns (low tier); cheddar cheese; mayo.

Balance

salt2.0 · 88thacid0.5 · 51stfat3.4 · 89thsweet0.2 · 25thumami2.1 · 81stheat0.0bitter0.0
Flavor axes
AxisValueCatalog percentile
salt2.088th
acid0.551st
fat3.489th
sweet0.225th
umami2.181st
heat0.0n/a
bitter0.0n/a

80 Balance, out of 100

The seven flavor axes of the whole sandwich, each summed across its layers. The shaded ring is the catalog's middle 80%; the small number under each axis is where this sandwich falls in the catalog. A shape that sits inside the ring is in the range most sandwiches live in; a spike past it is where this one stands apart.

What each layer brings

LayerRoleFlavor and texturePoints
grilled sourdoughscored as Sourdoughbreadsoft chewy crustythe frame
crisp baconscored as Baconproteinfat 4 salt 3 umami 3 crispy chewy−1
hamproteinsalt 4 umami 4 fat 3 soft silky tender−2
two over-hard eggsscored as Eggproteinfat 3 umami 2 soft creamy springy+21
hash browns (low tier)bulkfat 3 salt 2 crispy soft fried−3
cheddar cheeseproteinfat 4 salt 3 umami 3 soft gooey melty+19
mayoscored as Mayonnaisesaucefat 5 acid 2 creamy saucy+2

Points: what the Sandwich Score would lose if that one layer were left out, everything else the same. A negative number means the sandwich scores higher without it. Flavor runs 0 to 5 on each axis.

Pairings

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