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The Legend Burger at Lumpy's Diner

Two 1/3 lb angus beef patties, four pieces bacon, four slices american cheese, all the fixings on bun. Sandwich Score 47, rough. At Lumpy's Diner, Antioch.

A burger at Lumpy's Diner, a restaurant in Antioch, California.

Burger BunAmerican CheeseBaconBeefBurger Bun
47
Sandwich Score
out of 100 · rough

Rough, with one move worth +25.

Uncharted, three of six roles on the board.

Holding the summit: balance 0.80 or better

Balance
35
Harmony
82
Contrast
60
Structure
88
Focus
100
Composition
42
Quality
68
Envelope
99

More salt than 90% of the catalog.

Each bar is one pillar of the score, 0 to 100. The tick marks what a sandwich at the summit needs; an amber bar is the one holding this sandwich back.

bun, toasted: two 1/3 lb angus beef patties; four pieces bacon; four slices american cheese (low tier); all the fixings.

Worth a look: ingredient not in the pantry: Fixings.

Balance

salt2.1 · 90thacid0.0fat3.3 · 87thsweet0.6 · 70thumami2.3 · 85thheat0.0bitter0.0
Flavor axes
AxisValueCatalog percentile
salt2.190th
acid0.0n/a
fat3.387th
sweet0.670th
umami2.385th
heat0.0n/a
bitter0.0n/a

66 Balance, out of 100

The seven flavor axes of the whole sandwich, each summed across its layers. The shaded ring is the catalog's middle 80%; the small number under each axis is where this sandwich falls in the catalog. A shape that sits inside the ring is in the range most sandwiches live in; a spike past it is where this one stands apart.

What each layer brings

LayerRoleFlavor and texturePoints
bun (low tier)scored as Burger Bunbreadsweet 2 soft springythe frame
two 1/3 lb angus beef pattiesscored as Beefproteinfat 3 umami 3 juicy chewy tender0
four pieces baconscored as Baconproteinfat 4 salt 3 umami 3 crispy chewy−10
four slices american cheese (low tier)scored as American Cheeseproteinfat 4 salt 3 umami 2 gooey creamy melty+1
all the fixingsnot scored

Points: what the Sandwich Score would lose if that one layer were left out, everything else the same. A negative number means the sandwich scores higher without it. Flavor runs 0 to 5 on each axis.

Pairings

How to raise it

Commodity bread (burger bun): nothing on the board changes that, and 90 is closed.

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