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The God Father at Glen Ellen Village Market

Salami, mortadella, black olives, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion on choice of bread. Sandwich Score 72, very good. At Glen Ellen Village Market, Glen Ellen.

A sandwich at Glen Ellen Village Market, a corner store in Glen Ellen, California.

Hoagie RollOnionPickle (cucumber)TomatoLettuceMustardMayonnaiseProvolonePepperonciniMortadellaSalamiHoagie Roll
72
Sandwich Score
out of 100 · very good

Very good, with one move worth +17.

An italian sub with layers outside the form; six of six roles.

Holding the summit: a focused, restrained build

Balance
99
Harmony
99
Contrast
100
Structure
89
Focus
49
Composition
90
Quality
100
Envelope
97

More acid than 90% of the catalog.

Each bar is one pillar of the score, 0 to 100. The tick marks what a sandwich at the summit needs; an amber bar is the one holding this sandwich back.

hoagie roll (the menu offers a choice of bread; scored on this one), served cold: salami; mortadella (high tier); black olives; pepperoncini; provolone cheese; mayo; mustard; lettuce; tomato; pickle; onion.

Balance

salt2.2 · 90thacid1.8 · 90thfat1.9 · 39thsweet0.3 · 35thumami1.6 · 55thheat0.4 · 79thbitter0.2 · 61st
Flavor axes
AxisValueCatalog percentile
salt2.290th
acid1.890th
fat1.939th
sweet0.335th
umami1.655th
heat0.479th
bitter0.261st

99 Balance, out of 100

The seven flavor axes of the whole sandwich, each summed across its layers. The shaded ring is the catalog's middle 80%; the small number under each axis is where this sandwich falls in the catalog. A shape that sits inside the ring is in the range most sandwiches live in; a spike past it is where this one stands apart.

What each layer brings

LayerRoleFlavor and texturePoints
hoagie roll (the menu offers a choice of bread; scored on this one)breadsoft crustythe frame
salamiproteinsalt 4 fat 4 umami 4 chewy silky−2
mortadella (high tier)proteinfat 4 salt 3 umami 3 soft silky tender−8
black olivesnot scored
pepperonciniacidacid 4 salt 2 pickled crunchy wet−13
provolone cheesescored as Provoloneproteinfat 3 umami 3 salt 2 soft melty−7
mayoscored as Mayonnaisesaucefat 5 acid 2 creamy saucy−11
mustardsauceacid 3 salt 2 heat 2 saucy smooth−16
lettucetexturecrunchy juicy fresh−4
tomatotextureacid 3 umami 3 sweet 2 juicy soft fresh−3
picklescored as Pickle (cucumber)acidacid 5 salt 4 crunchy juicy pickled−17
oniontexturesweet 2 crunchy juicy fresh−4

Points: what the Sandwich Score would lose if that one layer were left out, everything else the same. A negative number means the sandwich scores higher without it. Flavor runs 0 to 5 on each axis.

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