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Hangover at Coffee Bazaar Cafe

Eggs, bacon or sausage, cheese, hot sauce on toasted sourdough. Sandwich Score 59, solid. At Coffee Bazaar Cafe, Guerneville.

A sandwich at Coffee Bazaar Cafe, a cafe in Guerneville, California.

SourdoughHot Sauce (buffalo)Cheese (generic)BaconEggSourdough
59
Sandwich Score
out of 100 · solid

Solid, with one move worth +30.

A breakfast sandwich with layers outside the form; five of six roles, half the layers have no partner.

Holding the summit: a finished composition

Balance
96
Harmony
88
Contrast
85
Structure
98
Focus
100
Composition
52
Quality
100
Envelope
95

−8 heat past the catalog

More heat than 90% of the catalog.

Each bar is one pillar of the score, 0 to 100. The tick marks what a sandwich at the summit needs; an amber bar is the one holding this sandwich back.

toasted sourdough, toasted: eggs; bacon or sausage; cheese; hot sauce (low tier).

Balance

salt1.8 · 81stacid1.0 · 68thfat2.5 · 64thsweet0.0umami1.8 · 65thheat0.8 · 90thbitter0.0
Flavor axes
AxisValueCatalog percentile
salt1.881st
acid1.068th
fat2.564th
sweet0.0n/a
umami1.865th
heat0.890th
bitter0.0n/a

98 Balance, out of 100

The seven flavor axes of the whole sandwich, each summed across its layers. The shaded ring is the catalog's middle 80%; the small number under each axis is where this sandwich falls in the catalog. A shape that sits inside the ring is in the range most sandwiches live in; a spike past it is where this one stands apart.

What each layer brings

LayerRoleFlavor and texturePoints
toasted sourdoughscored as Sourdoughbreadsoft chewy crustythe frame
eggsscored as Eggproteinfat 3 umami 2 soft creamy springy+8
bacon or sausagescored as Baconproteinfat 4 salt 3 umami 3 crispy chewy+9
cheesescored as Cheese (generic)proteinfat 4 salt 3 umami 3 creamy soft gooey−4
hot sauce (low tier)scored as Hot Sauce (buffalo)sauceheat 4 acid 3 salt 2 silky saucy wet+11

Points: what the Sandwich Score would lose if that one layer were left out, everything else the same. A negative number means the sandwich scores higher without it. Flavor runs 0 to 5 on each axis.

Pairings

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